:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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