We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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