i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
dude. I can hear the air.
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