She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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