He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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