I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.