smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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