im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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