I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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NoShamevember. You game?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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