Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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