fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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