I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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