quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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