Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
