look no pants
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize