Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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