so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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