Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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