so that wasnt chicken after all
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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