DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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