you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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