We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
What changed your mind?
Being sober
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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