Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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