I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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