if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Terrible idea I love it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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