Need sex. Gaining weight.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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