I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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