The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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