it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Vodka?
Forever.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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