Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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