Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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