i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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