True but thats because hes a fetus.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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