vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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