He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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