bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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