He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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