I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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