Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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