Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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