he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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