The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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