Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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