I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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