real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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