He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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