Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
