All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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