We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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