he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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