...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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