It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Someone stole a lamp last night.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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