Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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