He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
