At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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